How do I fight allergies?

As a long time suffer of tree pollen, I’ve learned that eating California Cara Cara oranges can help relieve the symptoms.

I rarely post political cartoons!

But, if I had to flesh out the times….

Chili be like me…. Simple, but so f’ing good! And, it’s woke!

Look who showed up! Guess I’ll have me a Chili Dawg this day!

If you happen to have the following food stuffs lying about your kitchen, (a can of diced tomatoes, kidney beans, a package of ground beef and some chili mix) AND you have a hankering for a great bowl of chili, then it’s time to get cooking!

Ingredients:

1 lb ground beef, browned and drained

15 oz can of diced tomatoes

15 oz can of kidney beans

14 grams Williams Chili mix (half a package)

Kicked up a notch:

¼ onion, chopped and lightly sauteed

¼ tsp Tabasco sauce

Directions:

Brown and drain the beef. Throw everything into a pot and simmer for about an hour. (Me, I like to use a 2 qt Crock pot). Could chili be really that easy to make? Yes. It is… Try it!

Racial disclaimer: Brown(ed) hamburger was used in conjunction with a lighter skinned bunch of kidney beans, that were mixed well with just a little bit of white onion that had been properly ‘singed’ in a fry pan. This meal is not only woke, it’s about the most anti-cracker meal-a-deal going on the net! (That is unless you like having saltine crackers with it. In which case you on your own sucka).

I can hardly wait for the summer!

Michigan is burning, the southern border is wide open, CCN now openly admits it’s a propaganda outlet, the police are being vilified and demoralized. Biden has re-empowered Iran, Russia is threatening the Ukraine, China is preparing to invade Taiwan. People hate each other across all racial and gender lines…

Gee. That’s quite an accomplishment in under three months Biden. I guess you are truly the Son of Satan.

But, what really hurts me this night is the way Face Book is clamping down on anyone who dare speak the truth!

Egg salad sandwich masterpiece. Go figure!

‘Out, out brief salad sandwich! Tis but a poorly made repast, that strutted and fretted its moment upon my plate, before it he was gone forever!’

Somewhere, buried deep within the human genome, there exists a profound principle. And, if I were to put it into words, it would be something like…

‘Thou shall enjoy the best that which thou cares for the least’!

All my life, I’ve suffered the most for goals that I held in highest esteem. Jobs, money and women all were a total slog. They were either found to be lame, upon attaining or a thing that I labored so hard for, I would find myself thinking… ‘What the fuck was I doing’…..

So, it was that another principle cast it’s light on my otherwise dull life when I discovered…

‘You’ll find the greatest happiness by doing stuff you just don’t give a rat’s ass about.’

So, it was on a cloudy day in April, that I threw together an egg salad mix in record time and with ingredients that I only gave a passing glance to. Measured amounts? Nah, what was the point? I mean if there was such a thing as a nihilistic creation, this was that recipe.

But, lo and behold, I had thrown recklessly together the Mt. Olympian of all comfort foods! Just a half sandwich put me far away on distant shores! But, like a Shakespearean play, it was both comic and yet tragic… In that I could never again duplicate such a true masterpiece.

OK. so here’s the way I make mine….

4 eggs, boiled and peeled

2 tbsp mayo

1tsp relish

2 tbsp onion, celery minced

1 tsp yellow mustard

1/4 tsp white vinegar

Mix and place in the fridge for about an hour! Enjoy!

Strange looking equipment located at Hwy 160 and Y!

I never was able to discover another pic of this device on the net..

Forsyth MO. – After one of the more observant Taney County residents noticed device attached to a pole at the intersection of Y and Hwy 160 in Forsyth. Curious about it myself, I made an effort to contact a city official to see what was what.

Matt Wheeler, of the Taney County Sheriff’s police, informed me that the ‘antenna’ belonged to MoDot and that they were doing a study of road traffic.

It was good to know that these good folks are on the job!

No matter what direction we now take….

The core family…

You can fill in for yourself what each arrow might represent. It doesn’t much matter; Covid-19, the border, the artificial division between black and white…. The fact remains that the Constitutional pavement is cracking beneath the core family, and a nation is about to fall through into hell.

Biden, along with the rest of his carefully planted socialist ascendant’s to socialist nirvana, almost have it all in the bag. They’ve played a game a half century in the making and they have cowed a Republic. They’ve turned a good people against each other, while poisoning the well of good will in the process.

Going forth, and no matter what the eventual outcome, this Republic is done and is now relegated into the dustbin of history.

Jailed by Face Book for 30 days!

While I’ll be posting more in the days to come. Face Book put me in jail, this time, for my two word comment concerning Pete Buttigieg – I stated that he was a ‘gay idiot’. OK let me see now.

The above picture is one of Chasten Buttigieg – His loving wife.

‘Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg says ‘there is racism physically built’ into America’s infrastructure’….. So, OK, he may not be an idiot, but Pete is definitely retarded. Roads are not racist Pete, sugar plum.

In my short world view. Face Book is a socialist front, that is actively working against the interests of the United States. Their site is winnowing out all who the feel are not of the correct ‘mindset’. Face Book should be investigated for anti-American activities by the Congress. I would also hope that not a few Governor’s would take up the cause for those who are being silenced.

Now, since I will have a bit more free time, I plan to really put it to Zuckerberg and the rest of his Marxist cabal on other channels… for a month… maybe longer.

Update: It has come to my attention that Face Book is currently removing or jailing anyone who does not bend to the extreme socialist doctrines they follow. A truly UN-American social platform for wanna be Communists.

Meaty spaghetti sauce!

As an affectionado of all things pasta, I happen to really enjoy a heaping plate of spaghetti onto which has been piled a meat sauce of my own design.

Recipe:

1 14.5 oz can of generic petite diced tomatoes (411 grams)

1 8 oz can of generic tomato sauce (227 grams)

½ 6 oz can of Contadina tomato paste (80 grams)

~ ¼ cup water

1 slice of onion, minced and lightly sautéed (53 grams)

¼ c bell pepper, minced and lightly sautéed (44 grams)

2 cloves garlic, minced and lightly sautéed (8 grams)

1 tbsp olive oil (~ 8 grams)

½ tsp dried basil (6 grams)

1 dash, black pepper (3 grams)

½ tsp oregano (7 grams)

1 tsp sugar (11 grams)

1 dash cayenne pepper

3 shakes Parmesan cheese (3 grams)

3 oz ground beef, browned and drained of fat (90 grams)

1 x oz can of mushrooms, drained and diced (xx grams)

7 oz grams of spaghetti, boil until al dente, drained (~212 grams)

Directions:

The tomatoes and the water were placed in a 2 quart pot, stirred and set on a burner set to high.

The minced onion and bell pepper were run through a processor and then briefly sautéed in a small frying pan that olive oil had been added to. (Just do this combo until the onion is translucent, then dump them into the pot with the tomatoes). Next add the aromatics and the Parmesan cheese.

Bring the pot to a light boil and reduce the heat to a slow simmer.

Simmer for about an hour or so, then use a submersible blender to puree the sauce into a smooth consistency.

Lastly, add the ground beef and the diced mushrooms. Stir and allow that puppy to rest.

Time for a new national concept!

OK, so there seems to be a growing divide as to how things should be run in the country and it looks like we might face a Civil War if things don’t change and soon.

My proposal is pretty straightforward. Let’s form a Convention of States with twenty three ‘Red States’ opting to succeed from Union. Territorial walls could then be erected on both sides of what could be called the Central United States. The 23 states therein, could readopt the Constitution, Bill of Rights, Rule of Law or basically maintain much of what Americans have enjoyed for over two centuries. There would exist a new center of government, postal system, stock market, etc.

The other two groups of states that are blue can call themselves whatever they like. I really don’t care. The point is, those states can keep on importing foreign nationals until they’re up to their necks in uneducated, poor and sick individuals.

I’ll have more on this concept, later on, when enough of us get fed up.