We Need an Underwear Bomber Update!


The Underwear Man

Whatever happened to the underwear bomber? I’ve worried quite a bit about him as of late. So many questions. Just what happens to failed terrorists anyway? Do they get stuck in some hole where they will rot slowly away? Do they have any privileges? Do they get to write a biography telling a breathlessly waiting world about how, in the penultimate moment, they failed so miserably? Do they even get to relate what it feels like to have extremely hot combustibles in their undies? That would be excellent reading. I  wonder what his privates look like right now? I don’t know. Do you? Where are the paparazzi when we need them?

The Health Care Reform Bill

Have we all heard enough yet? I guess a better question is will anyone ever really be happy with the greasy inner workings of our congress again? I’m not sure I will. It’s like getting a good look at an overweight plumbers crack when they bend over. Yew! I also will never ever care if I see Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi on the tube again. They give me a headache. Also, my sex life has suffered terribly as a result. I did like the sound of the ‘slaughter rule’ however. Is that something you vote on or can you actually ‘do’ it to others?

Is it Time to Crown Obama King, Emperor, Dictator?

Gee, I hope I’m not jumping the gun here, but I’ve already started making these really cute buttons…

Is Glenn Beck Crazy?

I’ve watched Glenn Beck for many months now and doggone it, I just can’t seem to find a flaw in any of his arguments! He’s got that Red Phone thing going for him. It’s connected directly to the White House and if something he says is not correct, why then they can respond, over the phone. During these months he has all but accused the government of outright treason. Go to You Tube and check it out! For a long time, when his program aired, he gave this phone a chance to ring. It did not. I have to wonder why…. Is it possible to impeach everyone in Congress all at one time?

Screw the American Public

That’s the message I’m hearing loud and clear from Capitol Hill over what has now become a greater war than just the battle being waged over Health Care Reform. In light of recent events, that issue has ceased to matter very much. What is now being fought for is who actually runs this country, the American people or a small group of self-serving officials who have lost all touch with reality.

About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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