Terrorists Wanted – Immediate Openings!


Due to an unexpected shortage of able bodied jihadists the grand mucky-up, Al Qaida Master Blaster is now asking for volunteers to wear explosive vests for fun, fame and access to great numbers of virgins. Anyone interested in this job may apply for immediate (if somewhat temporary) positions in various locations all around the world.  No prior knowledge of explosives is required and no one will be turned away due to race, ethnic background or religious beliefs. (You are all welcome, praise Allah). We are especially interested in ‘fringe’ elements that lack any common sense whatsoever and who wish to make a big noise in the world. Successful candidates will be flown, free to special training camps where they will learn the fine elements of wearing a vest (three day course, meals included). Once they have gone through the program, each successful trainee will receive a diploma suitable for framing and a discount coupon that will entitle the bearer to 40 virgins on completion of their mission. If you think you have the guts stamina for a demanding job like this please email us at RUFINGCRZY@Gmail.com.

About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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1 Response to Terrorists Wanted – Immediate Openings!

  1. forsythkid says:

    While somewhat funny – this blog was written as a sad commentary to the kids who are even now being subverted by a cruel and evil coalition of extremist Muslims who, by their actions, sully the image of an otherwise fine race of peoples.

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