After an extensive search in Google Maps, I have determined that Iran is not where I thought it was all these years. Seriously!
No, after seeing how the leadership mistreats its citizenry and then considering the hatred, bigotry and outright lunacy of said leadership, I’ve determined that the country of Iran is actually an infected pimple on the butt of an otherwise tolerable world.
This pimple has been around for some time and I expect that, if left to its own devices, will eventually become an abscess that would threaten other more healthy tissues around it.
I would recommend lancing this pus-filled pain-in-the-ass dictatorship before other little pimples, in the same region, get ideas of their own.