Iran tells Gulf that Crabs are not a threat to Region

In a recent disclosure, Iranian foreign minister Manouchehr Mottaki has indicated he is afflicted with crabs. Apparently Mottaki admitted this fact in a speech at a Gulf security conference and hastened to tell neighboring countries they have nothing to fear.

How the minister contracted a case of the crabs is still under investigation by this blogger. I have spoken to others who also have had such problems and can say definitively that there really is nothing to fear unless the minister has intimate relations with other officials. Then, who knows what might transpire.

Acting on the behalf of my state, I have shipped out a case lot of anti-crab soap to Mottaki so that perhaps he can wash more often. Failing that, he can always shave his pubic region and then apply a liberal amount of Vaseline to the area.

Mottaki, I do hope you get well soon!

نویس. من به دیگران که او نیز داشته اند از جمله مشکلات و قطعی می توان گفت که واقعا وجود دارد چیزی برای ترس مگر وزیر روابط صمیمیخرچنگ پذیرفته شده اند. ظاهرا این واقعیت متکی در کنفرانس امنیتی خلیج فارس پذیرفته و شتاب به کشورهای همسایه آنها بگویید که چیزی برای fear.How وزیر قرارداد مورد از بین رفتن این انگل هنوز در دست بررسی توسط این وبلاگ نویس. من به دیگران که او نیز داشته اند از جمله مشکلات و قطعی می توان گفت که واقعا وجود دارد چیزی برای ترس مگر وزیر روابط صمیمی با مقامات دیگر سخن گفته است. سپس ، که می داند چه ممکن است رخنه کردن.
اقدام در به نمایندگی از حکومت من ، من از حمل مقدار زیادی مورد ضد صابون خرچنگ متکی به طوری که شاید او می تواند شستشو بیشتر. غفلت از آن ، او همیشه می توانید منطقه ناحیه تناسلی خود را اصلاح و سپس درخواست مقدار لیبرال از وازلین به این منطقه است.
متکی ، من امیدوارم که شما نیز به زودی!

About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who currently resides in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy blogging and politics. I received my degree from SIU majoring in Biology in 1972 and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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