Egg monster attaches itself to Obama!

Where it came from, one can only guess. When it came was a much easier question, though. Tuesday before last, this gelatinous mass that appeared very much like a fried egg was spotted on a popular Washington D.C., street making its snail-like way and in the general direction of the White House.
Evidently authorities thought it more amusing than an actual threat and left it pretty much alone, (save for one officer who sprinkled some pepper over it for a cheap laugh)! But other than that little insult, the ‘egg monster’ (as it was quickly dubbed by the press) was left to slide along Pennsylvania Ave at the incredibly slow pace of one mile an hour. Days passed…. and everyone lost interest. After all, it was soooo slow!
Then, earlier today, I was startled when I saw President Obama on the TV! That egg monster had apparently attached itself to the side of our beloved President’s face! And, what was the most shocking to me – he didn’t seem to take any notice! (Even Jay Carney, as is so often the case, tried to put a positive spin on this unexpected development by commenting that Obama was apparently not afraid to be ‘caught with egg on his face’)! Ha ha..
For my part, I’m concerned that this evil monster is taking control of Obama’s mind….(which would explain much of his recent conduct)…and that’s no yolk! Now, it apparently has

reproduced itself as a new one has been spotted sliding down the Halls of Congress near Harry Reid’s door – which, now that I think of it, could result in a degree of improvement….Go egg monster!!

About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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