Hillary to usher in new era!

caricature-hillary-clinton-5543005Well, it certainly looks to me that on January 21 of 2017, Hillary Rodhammer Clinton will become the next President of these here united states! And, what an amazing agenda she is rumored to have! Among her many main foci, you know matters she will concentrate on, will be such items as the First Amendment, Open borders for all and a brand new agency which I will talk about today.

Hillary, you see, has a very great desire to see everyone treated in a fair and responsible manner. But, in order to do that, (fairly) she will need to first establish a Base Metabolic Index Standard for each and every man woman and child living in the country. This BMIS standard will need to be set up through a new agency that is likely to be called SHEA, which stands for the Social Health Enforcement Agency and which would become a massive ‘layer’, (if you will) of the health infrastructure ‘onion’ of our country. Erected at a cost of billions of dollars, special clinics would be set up all over the country where citizens would be required to go, once a year, to have their Base Metabolic Index calculated.

How’s that work, you ask? OK, let’s assume you are a 5’4”, 40 year old female who weighs in at 190 pounds. Now, according to the index, she should be at 140 pounds or less. Oops! That’s a little bit over the top and would earn that woman an index that’s pretty darn high. You see her being overweight means that she consumes more carbon than other, more normal, people and that means she should pay a consumption fine! Just how much of a fine is yet to be determined, but I think everyone can see that this the the fair and responsible thing for her to do.

Now truth be told, SHEA will likely grow to be larger than even Medicare, over time. And this will cost a lot of money. But surprise, most of the funds will come from the fines as we seem to be a nation of fat people! Came you all say slam dunk!

OK, so once SHEA gets going, Hillary will most likely want to place that agency under the wings of the EPA. An agency that she plans to really give some teeth to in the form of sidearms for all those new agents who will be asked to aggressively enforce all things involving the environment and energy use! Wow! What a world we are headed for! Why, you know what? there’s even talk of renaming our country the USSA which would stand for the United Socialist States of America! I mean wouldn’t that sound even more Progressive?

About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who currently resides in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy blogging and politics. I received my degree from SIU majoring in Biology in 1972 and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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