October 2016 Random Thoughts!

SSA announces a cost of living increase for 2017!

pennyWait for it! Here it comes! The SSA announced that Social Security beneficiaries will get a whopping 0.3% increase in benefits in 2017, after receiving no increase in 2016. The average retiree will receive an increase of $5 a month. Now just think everyone. Beginning in 2017, us oldies will get an additional SIXTEEN CENTS a day! I’m already planning on what I can do with all that extra mullah! Why there’s… and then there’s….. Well, I’m sure I’ll find something!

Life under Hillary’s rule!

manattypewriterWriters and political hacks of all grades are even now preparing tomes that will cover what Hillary’s first year in office will be like. I too have got a number of articles lined up that will cover hot topics like; the southern border and how damn secure it is, how the job market will make a major upturn and soar, how ISIS will start to show new respect for us having elected a piece of property as our leader, how Putin will surely kowtow to a woman in military fashion who had a hard time protecting Americans in a pissant of a compound in Libya and most importantly how she is going to reign in all those greedy and rich corporations as they attempt to flee the country! Why, I’m sure my carpal tunnel problems will rage anew what with the furious amount of typing I’ll be doing!

South America gearing up for a major push!

Central American Migrant Movement on Mexico's Southerm Border Rumor has it that some countries in South America are currently hard pressed to secure more boxcar trains for the anticipated push to the US border by millions of poor, illiterate and diseased people who want to make the Land of Plenty their new home! ‘Hillary the Dullard’, as she is affectionately called in places like Columbia, is also rumored to be ready to ‘grab the pen’ as soon as she is elected in order to draft legislation to force every state to take in their ‘fair share’ of the expected multitudes. Just how many of these individuals will re-settle is the burning question with many experts hovering at a figure of thirty million or so. Getting this rather large number enough food, housing, healthcare and other services will mean that the citizens of this country must learn how to really ‘hunker down’, tighten the old belt and do the right thing… No matter what fate befalls them personally! After all, it’s the progressive and fair thing to do, don’t ya know!

About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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