Surviving Socialism!

I’m planning on throwing together a short manual, that’s due due out in the spring of 2021. It will encompass the Middle Class in America and how they can survive in the midst of a socialist state!

Key sections will include what exactly the United States is facing and how soon our Republic may morph into some form of Socialism or Marxism or Communism!

I will then get into some good and viable concepts of what might be viable choices for anyone who might find their back up against the wall! Here mare some of the topics I will cover;

  • Money laundering.
  • Managing a prostitute ring.
  • Juice loan techniques.
  • Gun running.
  • Numbers rackets.
  • Protection rackets.
  • Dealing drugs.
  • And much more!

Yes, even as we all are in for exciting and perhaps some harsh times, there is still hope that you can turn that frown upside down! Here’s an excerpt from the book…

Chapter seven – Becoming a Successful Pimp!

Before embarking on the path to form and manage a group of prostitutes, you must remember that this is a business! An illegal business, yes, but a business nonetheless. The very first item on your list should be to form an LLC under some misleading name. For instance, you might want to call your company Valley Enterprises. Another good one might be Drilling Inc! Well, you get the idea. Once that is accomplished, I would say you need to establish an off shore bank account in some foreign country that doesn’t look down on your type of business dealings. Switzerland might be a good bet!

Now that you’ve protected yourself, you will need to figure out your business location. It has to be some place that’s safe and warm and you will need to care for your bitches needs when they aren’t working. Buy a nice home somewhere that’s secluded and don’t be afraid to mortgage the hell out of it. A successfully run business can easily generate two to five thousand dollars a day! So, a good an spacious home with a few late model vehicles for your male drivers to run the ladies around in would be perfect.

Your most important, and challenging task, will be locating a good top bitch to oversee all the other bitches in your stable. An older more experienced woman who’s retired would be a good choice to consider. She’ll instinctively know when one of your girls is ‘holding back’ and will deal out the required punishments. This woman could also be your General Manager in charge of recruitment, accounting and advertising. The leaves you free to do what most CEO’s do all the time. Sit on their butts and make plans….

Next, you will need to consider greasing the palms of the local authorities…

About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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