National Weather Service Forecast as told by two men.


A wintry mix in the morning. Then clouds will linger in the afternoon. Some icing possible. High around 30°F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of precip 30%.

As told by Trump: ‘My fellow citizens, the potential for inclement weather, while very slight, offers our citizens a HUGE opportunity to get motivated with some early spring cleaning, so that we all can hit the ground running in March!’

As told by Biden: ‘ As your President Elect, I think I can speak for everyone, when I state that there exists a definite potential here for a massive weather crisis! A situation most likely caused by Trump! So, I would ask everyone to please shelter in place until the system is long gone! I mean, come on man…. the world’s climate is clearly out of control!

About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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