Category Archives: Humor

Save the planet with Golf Carpet Squares!

Posted on May 15, 2021 by forsythkid

Unfortunately, we are already SOLD OUT!

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Why I never got that TV weatherman job!

Posted on March 16, 2021 by forsythkid

Back when I was a mere youth of 50. I answered an ad for a local TV station who was in need of a part time weather guy. I thought to myself, ‘Wow. That’s for me!’ I made a call, … Continue reading →

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Coming soon, winged ticks!

Posted on March 11, 2021 by forsythkid

A chance encounter I’m not sure of the exact date I first noticed the tiny bugs flitting around my room. I remember thinking they were some kind of weird fly. Yet, they were way too small to be a regular … Continue reading →

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Man! Was he ever grilled!

Posted on March 9, 2021 by forsythkid

I heard that his name was Patty and that he often got hot when others would make fun of his name. That man was certainly no ham, but he was a burger. His few friends were all spuds who were … Continue reading →

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Yes, it probably is just a matter of time…

Posted on January 20, 2021 by forsythkid

My apologies for hijacking and changing this Far Side post from Larson.

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The Cafe!

Posted on January 14, 2021 by forsythkid

Well, I finally opened up my very own restaurant! Congrats to me! The place that I leased, had the name ‘Cafe’ painted on the front, so I figured what the hey, and named it that also. And talk about atmosphere! … Continue reading →

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Biden defined!

Posted on January 13, 2021 by forsythkid

Once the new Lord Biden takes His rightful place on the throne in Washington DC, all will be well! Not only in the New Socialists States of America, but with the entire world! He has promised this! Here are just … Continue reading →

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In life, it all depends!

Posted on December 31, 2020 by forsythkid
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Fettuccine Alfredo. The real story!

Posted on December 10, 2020 by forsythkid

Fettuccine Alfredo or fettuccine al burro is a pasta dish made from fettuccine tossed with Parmesan cheese and butter. As the cheese melts, it emulsifies the liquids to form a smooth and rich sauce coating on the pasta. That’s what … Continue reading →

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How Democratic Mayors handle virtual cities!

Posted on November 28, 2020 by forsythkid

There is a popular city building desktop game that goes by the name of Cities and Skylines. In the game, you can build up a city complete with residential, commercial and industrial zones. It not unusual to have 60K plus … Continue reading →

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