Tag Archives: Humor

Picture Caitlyn Jenner in a car sponsored by Progressive!

And Caitlyn Jenner is not only driving a car, but he is insured by Progressive! I have spent literately hours on an advertising campaign that I think the Progressive Auto folks will love! I think that Progressive Auto Insurance can … Continue reading

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Right after these important messages…

It was one of those days in early June. Morning fog lingering over a clear sky promised it the be a gorgeous days in my home town called Forsyth Missouri. I rolled out of bed, grabbed a cup of coffee … Continue reading

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Save the planet with Golf Carpet Squares!

Unfortunately, we are already SOLD OUT!

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Me on taking action…

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DanO’s Jailhouse Burger!

Until when the revolution happens and Americans finally flush out the political crud the currently inhabits our White House, people such as myself will get into trouble! A few weeks back in time, I posted two words that were true … Continue reading

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People who play with their food beware!

Anyone who has ever tweaked a recipe or added last minute ingredients, to a food that they plan to eat, can be considered players! Personally, I like to think of them as gourmets. Personally, I’ve considered myself such an individual … Continue reading

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Why I never got that TV weatherman job!

Back when I was a mere youth of 50. I answered an ad for a local TV station who was in need of a part time weather guy. I thought to myself, ‘Wow. That’s for me!’ I made a call, … Continue reading

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Man! Was he ever grilled!

I heard that his name was Patty and that he often got hot when others would make fun of his name. That man was certainly no ham, but he was a burger. His few friends were all spuds who were … Continue reading

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Coming this fall!

Coming out this fall for the combined flu and Covid season, will be a Biden approved concept that will provide much greater comfort while supplying the individual with a constant supply of fresh viral scrubbed air. While the whole affair … Continue reading

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National Weather Service Forecast as told by two men.

A wintry mix in the morning. Then clouds will linger in the afternoon. Some icing possible. High around 30°F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of precip 30%. As told by Trump: ‘My fellow citizens, the potential for … Continue reading

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