Wanna lose a package – ship it via USPS!

I sure hope the recipient in Campaign-Urbana enjoys the stuff I bought! Ah, but will it end up there??


It’s my hope that this wayward package will eventually get to me. However, I promise to update this post, from time to time, as it moves from state to state looking for its owner. Update: as of the 11th, my package is BACK IN KC! I’ll assume that it’s now entered into the fatal USPS spiral of death, as it will now enter into an endless loop that will persist until the little guy is so tattered and battered that the senseless postal operators can no longer scan the label. At that point, it will be placed into a room somewhere in Washington DC where they also are keeping the Ark of the Covenant. Bye little guy – I’ll miss you so.

PS – VistaPrint, the people from who I bought this product wrote me insisting that their shipping methods are somewhat convoluted – I’ll say they are – They told me to contact them is the package doesn’t arrive at my address after the 16th -Gosh! I’ll certainly be sure to do that!

About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who currently resides in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy blogging and politics. I received my degree from SIU majoring in Biology in 1972 and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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