The Department of Regulation Procedures!


After a Democratic think tank in Washington DC finished up a year long 30 billion dollar study, in early 2022, it was recommended by that group of eight Congressmen that there were literally millions of activities in both the public and the private sector that were simply ‘unregulated’. They then proposed a Department of Regulation Procedures or DORP bill be created. This bill was then quickly voted on in a strictly partisan manner and passed by the Senate in June of 2022. A beaming President Harris then signed the new 5 trillion dollar wing of the Federal government into existence.

The mission statement of the newly created department was very straightforward. The primary focus, in the early stages, was to create multi state installed DORP offices. Offices that were charged with identifying and then creating new regulations to cover almost every aspect of both business and individual conduct.

As the shear volume of statues was also foreseen to be enormous, another Department of Regulation Enforcement and Penalty Distribution or DOREAPD was also created to insure that there would be a vast army of agents working in the field, that would track not only businesses, but also any individuals who might be found in noncompliance. These agents would become to known as National Agency Response Knowledge Security or NARKS. An armed group of enforcers with many of the same powers that Nazi Germany’s SS enjoyed in Hitler’s Third Reich.

Government pamphlets that were distributed in late 2022, to one and all, read in part..’If you know of ANY activity performed by any single individual, group of individuals or corporations that is NOT regulated, it is your duty to the State to report it to a local NARKS for review.’ Failure to report can be a basis for instant deportment to a State run re-education camp for an undetermined period of time.’ Commercials were also run non-stop on the state approved media outlets to pound that home.

America, 2020, where no one does nothin that ain’t pre-approved by your friends at DORP!.

About forsythkid

I am just a simple man with a head full of sand who is currently residing in a small town called Forsyth Missouri. I enjoy hiking, camping and all things related to gardening. I rec’d my degree from SIU majoring in Biology many moons ago and still maintain a great interest in the study of all living things. My hobbies include meteorology, the Finnish language and inhabiting cyberspace whenever possible.
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